Wine Anyone?

We went to Wal-Mart to buy some groceries and I wanted to buy a red drink but Zach swears its wine, so he gave me a hard time the whole time we were at the store telling me, "Do you want to buy a beer? Or maybe some cigarettes?" I bought it anyway and now my husband is scared I'm going to become an alcoholic. Even though it clearly said that there was no alcohol on the label.